Hello, it’s me, Milady… Yup, doing that weird guest post that happens once in a… Well you get the idea.

This is a gist of our foray up to Santa Barbara, territory I had never been to or at least that I could ever recall. We went to the Natural History Museum, where we found only certain rooms were air conditioned, but fun nonetheless. Then after visiting with Niekon and Cache’s uncle and his family, we went to the Stow House. It was really interesting to see an old house with rich history. Niekon was most enamored with the kitchen. Fascinating that the dining room rug reflects exactly where the chairs were moved in and out for all those years. For those Bay Area people, Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park was named after the patriarch of the family who had helped design said park. We then traipsed around SB’s downtown area as it was too late to go see much else museum or zoo wise. After sniffing out a bar and having a few, we met up with the uncle and family again for dinner at a pub. It was a good day. I must say that the girl behind the bar was quite generous with the Jack Daniels.

But let’s get to the review of the subject line, shall we?

The drive was uneventful. That was good because it meant no traffic jams and the like. The only surprise was a rather steep drive downwards and the realization of having to repeat the same road in reverse. We made a stop in Carpinteria on the recommendation from Niekon’s uncle to break our fast at the Cajun Kitchen, where Niekon was very impressed with the mom and pop feel of the layout, even though there are now six locations to choose from.

The menu was a nice size with many items one would not expect from other eateries for breakfast–blackened salmon, catfish or snapper; pork chops and apple honey pork sausage. All of these items were offered on the side as well. A nice perk to try some of the items without having to inquire or resorting to ordering the complete meal.

Niekon got his favorite meal of chorizo and eggs with hash browns and whole wheat toast. As he was intrigued by the variety of sides, he opted for the lemon chicken sausage as a side.

Cache ordered the two eggs (perplexed as Niekon would say or in the King’s Euphorium, scrambled), with pork link sausage, hash browns and a biscuit. He also ordered a side of biscuits and gravy which caused the waitress to remark, “That’s a lot of food.” I told her that he was a growing boy.

As for moi, I went for the two eggs (smiling or sunny side up if you prefer) with the apple honey pork sausage, home fries and corn bread. On the lighter side, I also ordered a bowl of fruit. Fruit is always nice on a warm day. Quite refreshing.

The fruit and bicuits and gravy arrived first. It was a nice little bowl of fruit that included the usual melon, grapes with diced up orange as well. Not everyone includes orange in their fruit bowl.

Not having been to the South and therefore my culinary palate deprived of such wonderment from the homeland, the biscuits and gravy were like heaven. The gravy was thick and full of flavor. The gravy caused all country gravies we have had in the past to pale in comparison. There were none of the sausage chunks as in other gravies but those were unneeded. It almost seems now that the others have put those chunks in to be the gravy flavoring but to little avail. It is a difficult thought to swallow knowing that we will have to suffer with other gravies until we come back to this one or find one better.

Our breakfast arrived just a few minutes after our “appetizers” and there was a slight scramble to find enough room on the table for the breakfasts and sides. The portions themselves were quite nice and generous, though not overly much. It reminded me of portions my mom would serve.

Niekon was very happy to see that his scrambled eggs were chock full of chorizo goodness. But he didn’t attack that first, he went for the lemon chicken sausage. The hot dog sized sausage was butterflied and nicely cooked. Though the serving was a single link (as the portion seemed to be for the sides). it was still enough to taste and share. The sausage was mild with a wonderful lemon aroma. It was quite tasty. Niekon believes that lemon grass was used to infuse the lemon goodness and not actual lemons. Niekon got a small kick from the lemon flavor that missed Cache and I.

The sausage we seemed to enjoy most though was the apple honey pork sausage. The apple was in the forefront but the overall flavor was delicious. A definite must again. I know it made Niekon want to ask (but didn’t) where they got their sausage from or was it made there.

Breakfast was quite nice. Coffee refills were offered regularly and no one forgotten. The hot tea drinking folks should be warned though. You are charged by the tea bag used. I can’t blame them as I am sure many tea bags would walk out the door otherwise. For me I only needed one as I placed my tea bag into the tea pot to use all the water at once opposed to just in the cup, thus making one use another tea bag because you should NEVER reuse a tea bag.

All in all, this is a place we would definitely come back to. The prices were reasonable, the service friendly and the food superb.

For those that caught that Twitter I kicked out the other day… I have some serious issues with some of the folks who I ride the bus with.

1) if you are talking on your cellphone, there are amazing technological advances in cellphones that does not require you to shout into the phone. Difficulty in hearing whomever you are talking to will not be corrected by you shouting for the entire bus to hear your conversation.
And really… seriously… we don’t give a flying fuck about your conversation. But we will get rather pissed at you as you are attempting to be covert and talk shit about other people who are on the bus with you.

2) smells are an important part of the world around us… and most of us prefer pleasant smells. What we do not like are smells that make us gag because they are so atrocious. For example, maybe popping in a breath mint will help to mask that smell of death emanating from your mouth in the morning… at least long enough to allow me to get the fuck off of the bus before I blow chunks right then and there.
Then again, I spent yesterday evening dissecting forty cloves of garlic (four bulbs) for some roasted potatoes and my hands still have that smell of garlic all over them. Not a bad thing… but it definitely works to put the back of one’s hand up to one’s nose to help mask that funky smell emanating from the maw of the person next to you. Ahhh… sweet sweet garlic… never leave me ^_^

3) if you are ever going to hop on the bus… do not just randomly start shouting on the bus. Seriously… this is not cool and the rest of us will not only ignore you… but will later ridicule you online.
So yesterday I’m heading home after a long day… the gal hops on one stop past Beach and spouts something in Spanish. I have no clue what she’s spouting but some of the other riders are looking at her oddly and ignoring her. A bit further down we gain another rider and she spouts off again in Spanish… the riders are definitely unsure of what the fuck is going on.
Another rider joins the party… and now she’s spouting in English… “for God so loved the world…”
*sigh*
Really? You’re going to start shouting scripture on the bus? Because I know we all want to hear your ramblings… and because I feel like being the evil bastard that we all know I can be. ^_^
So I guess she’s trying to get to State College… we’re on Chapman heading eastbound. State College should be no problem, right? Driver pulled the ultimate winning move. He tells her that she’s going to have to get on the northbound Harbor bus to get to State College… and to think I was going to tell her we had passed it a few stops back… O_o
Bus driver FTW!!! Sadly it dumped her off at the stop that I was getting off at. Quickly cross the street and hope she gets caught by the signal and can’t cross over. I don’t need to deal with her antics any further… she tries to cross then realizes that there are red lights and cars moving towards her. She steps back onto the sidewalk… though I would have gotten a good laugh out of that one getting a little pinball action on Chapman…


For those slightly out of the loop in terms of video games, there is a new “game” coming out in September called Spore and it is the next step in the evolution of the “sim” gameplay. This time you start with the simple building blocks of life… one-cell organisms and you grow from there. Eventually you will have evolved to a certain point where you will have a creature to call your own that will populate some planet somewhere in the universe and continue to evolve and eventually take off across the universe to take over other planets.
What was released this week was the Spore Creature Creator that allows folks to literally fuck around with different things and create whatever the fuck they feel like creating based upon the available tools within the “game”. Below is actually my second attempt with the full version… I made several other types of creatures on the demo version but nothing this extravagant. Once your creature has been created you can actually have it do various poses… dance… and certain emotes. Eventually within the game you will be able to have a lot more options but this is just to get your feet wet in the world of Spore and eagerly awaiting launch day of 7 September (the current release date but this seems to be bouncing all over the place).



So today I wanted to get back into cooking mode in order to prepare for the upcoming OMGWTFBBQ. Hit up the local grocery store and definitely shocked the crap out of the deli section and the meat section with my requests…

Deli section: one pound of provolone cheese… unsliced. I wanted a block of the cheese.
Meat section: two pounds of beef fat… just beef fat. The guy at the counter was unsure and ended up having actually ask the butcher. Sure enough I got my two pounds of beef fat… and the guy was trying to find the sticker/UPC code for charging me for it. Again the butcher said it’s no charge… ^_~

Today’s meal was a late lunch for Milady and Cache… what is known as the Badabing Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Red onions… grape tomatoes… Portabello mushrooms… thyme butter… grated provolone and Monterey jack… and sourdough bread. Milady loved her sandwich… and for Cache I had to replace the roasted veg with pastrami.

Later this week I’ll be working on some different dishes… along with some attempts at items that are going to be for the OMGWTFBBQ. Let’s see how well I can pull this crap off ^_~

Poolside Wii Fit journal… follow the antics of Niekon and whomever else from the dynamic trio as they try to produce some sort of results in fitness using the Wii Fit. This will also be a motivator for me at least to keep up with my workouts since it would seem that people might be wanting to follow along with how I’m progressing. I know my goals are small, but my goal is more to tone up than anything else.

For those on LJ, let me know if you are interested in me setting this up as an LJ feed…

This one is either going to be completely ignored (like most of the video posts) OR you are all going to say how much you hate me now :P



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So apparently Anderson Cooper made a fool of himself a few weeks ago during a broadcast by mispronouncing the name of the Nintendo Wii… it’s only been out for eighteen months now O_o

But then a group of folks over at CNN actually got Anderson a Wii and the Wii Fit for his birthday that happened recently… and he was about as clueless as one could be. And could it be he was actually scared of the Wii Fit’s balance board? I feel sorry for the balance board… he didn’t even take off those hard Italian leather shoes in order to step on the balance board. O_O


In other news…
I was scanning around this morning trying to track down a Wii Fit… and for some sad reason the Nintendo website listed out Wal-Mart as a location that sold the Wii Fit. So stupidly I clicked it over and checked to see if there were any stores locally that had it “in stock” as of some horrible hour this morning. Sure enough the store near work allegedly had some.
A co-worker drove me over… he and I were cracking jokes the entire time about feeling unclean even approaching the store in his Prius.
We went into the store… and headed immediately to the Electronics Department… I knew what I was looking for pretty much. Didn’t see it so I asked an employee in that department and she mentioned that it was sold out already. So I grab co-worker to head out… then WM employee stops me and asked if I was really wanting one.
No… I was just asking for the fuck of it. Of course I actually want one… O_o

Another employee heads into a back room and comes back with a sealed case… containing two Wii Fit’s. He hands one to the original employee who rings it up for me… and I walk out of the store with Wii Fit in one hand and the receipt in the other. I was happy… complete…

Milady says I now need to be detoxed to remove the taint of THE EVIL from my person… but I fought back and got her something that matches her bad habit hobby… so :P

now off to finish out my day so I can head home and try not to get mugged on the bus on the ride home ^_~

Jack Thompson was to face the court today for the sentencing phase of his hearing. This was only a sentencing recommendation phase with the final sentencing coming down by early September. The Florida Bar and judge presiding over the hearing have both recommended an “enhanced disbarment”…

Of course all of this took place without JT because he threw a temper tantrum and walked out of the hearing earlier whining that judge didn’t have the authority to hear the case.

So now we, the gamer nation, get to sick back and watch for the next few months as JT continues to whine and cry about how he’s being unfairly persecuted while still hurling insults towards those who might be able to help him in the long run.

So… for those who care… what exactly is an “enhanced disbarment”? A typical disbarment last only five years. An enhanced disbarment can be a minimum of ten years though at times it can also be permanent.

So this is good news though I’m sure JT has already started the wheels in motion to sue the Florida Bar Association… appeal the decision to the US Supreme Court (good luck with that one jackass!!!)… and trying to destroy other in the process while making an ass of himself.

Congrats JT… maybe you can now shut the fuck up and let the rest of us enjoy our video games. I, myself, will be playing my GTA games a lot happier ^_^




new trailer… I love it ^_^



three bloody overtimes!!! And I don’t remember how many pints of Guinness… seriously I am torn up this morning and hating the fact that I’m at work.

But the Penguins have survived one hell of a game to keep the series alive. At times they looked like they were dejected and ready to hang it up for the summer… and then there were times that Detroit just looked old. Both teams played hard last night… the Penguins lost one of their key defensemen in the second but came back onto the ice for that final push in OT when Detroit took a double-minor high sticking penalty.
Cannot recall the number of injuries I saw coming to the Penguin bench… but they were numerous. In the end though Pittsburgh figured out a way to win the game… it just took an extra forty-nine minutes and fifty-seven seconds beyond the original sixty minute game.


Game 6 on Wednesday at 5pm PT…



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